Welcome to the Armory

Founded in 2022, Markkus Armory offers no products, no services, and has no employees. (what the hell we're not even an armory for christ sake)

But we do have shirts.

Meet The "Staff"!!

Markkus

Markkus's Brother

War Criminal

Homeless Tulsa Man

Merch

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E-Sports

Markkus Armory has teams for CS:GO, Warzone 2.0, and Deep Fishing.

Our Sponsors:

Our Professional Tactical Experience Portfolio:

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